REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP
Why do movies show “nerdy girls” as carrying a billion books, and then portray them as physically weak? If a girl can carry the harry potter series, the lotr trilogy, and all of her textbooks then she can probably lift the protagonist football star and throw him across the football field
this is my ninja clan, ninja clan, here we stand
Ugh.. I want to go eat leftovers but I don’t want to get up from bed. The struggle is real.
I don’t get why bras are so expensive I mean I didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
going through the day after marathoning something all night